BLUETOOTH HEADSETS
Now these have been around for sometime, I know. They aren't a bad thing when driving. Its perfect for commuters who drive a lot and still use the phone. Know when they aren't good? When you wear them out of your car. Anywhere. Anywhere out of the damn car. Store? Getting gas? Shopping? TAKE IT OFF!!!! I hate people coming into work and walking up to me with them on. They try to start a conversation with me while continuing the one they have going on their phone. Hey asshole, hang up or don't talk to me. Many of you know that due to my lazy nature, I am still working in the food business as opposed to taking my college degree and making a life for myself. Now just cause I work in food doesn't mean you should disrespect me. You need to eat right? Im needed. Do I walk in to your work place and talk on my phone while trying to do business with you? Probably not. And I guess this isn't just a bluetooth rant because people come in on the phone too. I just think the bluetooths make you look retarded. Its like you are trying to look cool but look like a douche instead. Its like wearing a hat that says "I'm a douche". Anyway, get off the phone when talking to people in person. Its called manners dipshits.
UGGS
I know I am not a female. You can even say I don't know much about "style". These are both truths. But ya know what? I know something ugly when I see it. And uggs? Uggly for sure. Really. I don't understand them. They keep your feet warm. Awesome. Then people where them in snow and rain to stay warm and oh, they get dirty and look like shit. They look disgusting with salt marks and what not on them. I especially loooove seeing women wear them with like tights on so they look even bigger. Worried about getting cold? Dont wear tights dumb ass. And yeah yeah, they are in style. Are they really? Cause I think if you asked, the majority of normal people would say they are ugly with a small minority of snobby uptight debutantes and those who want to be like them saying they are trendy. Bite trendy and bite me.
Uggly.
TURTLENECKS
Okay. Turtlenecks are acceptable on females most of the time. Usually they look okay on younger women and are acceptable on older females cause that usually means they are retired hippies. Turtlenecks on guys? Schmucks. I feel like every time I see a guy in a turtleneck, I think of the dick in Good Will Hunting who gets the verbal beat down from Matt Damon in the Harvard bar. They look artsy and toolish. They like to read poetry and do yoga and sit around talking about fighting the "man". All these things are fine, believe me, I have nothing against artsyness, but chances are this turtleneck douche is doing it to try and get laid or just fit in. He isn't doing it because he likes those things. I wish mens turtlenecks had a string in the neck like sweatpants. That way, I could easily just sneak up on a guy and pull it nice and tight. Choke him out. Nice and simple.
LONG HAIR ON GUYS
Heres another one that deals with guys. Long hair on guys. Im not talking like shaggy, over the eyes a little kind of thing. Shaggy isnt bad. What I hate is the guys who have it to their shoulders or longer. Now when I was younger, in middle school, I tried to grow my hair long. All my friends did. It was a grunge thing. We were trying to be cool. That time passed and we all eventually got haircuts. Now a days, grunge is gone really. There is no "cool" reason to have long hair. No more hippies, no more grunge. Why would you want hair that you have to tie up? I have enough problems with making my short hair look acceptable, I cant imagine doing it with long hair. Ponytails? What is this, 1991? No rebellion against 'Nam anymore. No more hairbands. No more of a need to look like Kurt Cobain. Just cut your hair.
Only thing worse than a guy with long hair is a guy with long hair in a turtleneck. Ick.
